Use a computer to destroy the earth

Posted to the Usenet in the spring of 1995,
it became quite popular and even ended up on the back page of a Danish Magazine for engineers

From: ander91@ibm.net (Anders Andersen)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Use a Computer to destroy the Earth

Can you destroy the Earth with a computer ?

YES you can,
First you have to find God's computer (it could be god.com)
Second, you have to break the password (try Jesus, Adam, Moses or maybe Satan)
Third , run the bat program (se underneath) remember to insert your name.

DELETE Paradise:\*.men
MOVE Anna Nicole Smith TO Paradise:
MOVE Pamela Anderson TO Paradise:
MOVE [ insert name] TO Paradise:
FORMAT Earth:/
UNINSTALL Ocean
INSTALL Continent
INSTALL Bacteria
INSTALL Plants
INSTALL Insect
INSTALL Fish
INSTALL Dinosaur

I don't know if the next will work (There may be a extra password her), but try it anyway

RENAME [insert name] TO God.God

Here are some things to do if you for some reason don't want to destroy the planet

UNDELETE Einstein.man
RENAME BillGate.god TO BillGate.man
RENAME Michael_Jackson.wom TO Michael_Jackson.man
EDIT Sunrise.ini
DELETE SandamHusin.man
COPY Earth:\Africa\Kenya\Lions.anm TO Earth:\Armerica\Usa\New_york\
UNINSTALL Mankind

What ever you do don't forget to do this

ATTRIB [insert name] +R

Anders Andersen
Copenhagen Denmark
ander91@ibm.net

PS. please insert " MOVE ander91@ibm.net TO Paradise:" in the bat file

PPS. I suddenly get a horrible thought, what if God is using a Pentium processor in his computer scarely isn't it. But on the other hand that will explain why we have black holes, and why weekends always go faster than the other days, and why girls always look prettier from a distant. SHIT........

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