From: email@example.com (Anders Andersen)
Subject: Use a Computer to destroy the Earth
Can you destroy the Earth with a computer ?
YES you can,
First you have to find God's computer (it could be god.com)
Second, you have to break the password (try Jesus, Adam, Moses or maybe Satan)
Third , run the bat program (se underneath) remember to insert your name.
MOVE Anna Nicole Smith TO Paradise:
MOVE Pamela Anderson TO Paradise:
MOVE [ insert name] TO Paradise:
I don't know if the next will work (There may be a extra password her), but try it anyway
RENAME [insert name] TO God.God
Here are some things to do if you for some reason don't want to destroy the planet
RENAME BillGate.god TO BillGate.man
RENAME Michael_Jackson.wom TO Michael_Jackson.man
COPY Earth:\Africa\Kenya\Lions.anm TO Earth:\Armerica\Usa\New_york\
What ever you do don't forget to do this
ATTRIB [insert name] +R
PS. please insert " MOVE firstname.lastname@example.org TO Paradise:" in the bat file
PPS. I suddenly get a horrible thought, what if God is using a Pentium processor in his computer scarely isn't it. But on the other hand that will explain why we have black holes, and why weekends always go faster than the other days, and why girls always look prettier from a distant. SHIT........